Taxes are never fun. But finding ways to save money is always fun. I have found that if I lie on my taxes, then I save money. Here is how I lie...
What I claim:
Part Time Office Manager: $15,600
What I am hiding from the IRS:
Full Time Nanny: $36,000
Part Time Chef: $27,526
Part Time Housekeeper: $6,235
Part Time Accountant: $23,422
Part Time Event Planner: $21,654
Part Time Courier: $13,221
Part Time Personal Shopper: $15,234
Part Time Nurse: $11, 960
Part Time Teacher: $17,432
(Did I forget anything?)
Total: +/-$172,684
And that is how I keep the taxman down!
What I claim:
Part Time Office Manager: $15,600
What I am hiding from the IRS:
Full Time Nanny: $36,000
Part Time Chef: $27,526
Part Time Housekeeper: $6,235
Part Time Accountant: $23,422
Part Time Event Planner: $21,654
Part Time Courier: $13,221
Part Time Personal Shopper: $15,234
Part Time Nurse: $11, 960
Part Time Teacher: $17,432
(Did I forget anything?)
Total: +/-$172,684
And that is how I keep the taxman down!
3 comments:
Too true Jacki...too true!
Dang, why didn't I think of any of that? I wish I was smarter then the average bear. That's a pretty nice income we would have, I would really love being a full time mom. It sure would make life a lot easier!!!!
Cute Jax, but the IRS doesn't laugh. Unless they get ALL your money!!!!!!
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