Southern Church Signs

One day Brooks, my brother Jake, Laura Bristol and I were driving from Dallas, Georgia to Carrollton, Georgia. If you know that route you know that you drive by some really neat and interesting southern churches. We started talking about how fun each sign was in front of each little church. Here were some of the fun ones we saw:

• The Best Vitamins for Christians is B1
• It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. (classic)
• Try our Sundays. The are better then Baskin-Robbins
• Come in and have your faith lifted.
• This is the CH_CH! What is missing?
• Try Jesus. If you don't like him the devil will always take you back.
• Aspire to inspire before you expire
• Under same management for over 2,000 years

And my personal favorite: Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking?